I'll give you the weather

To kick some one in the balls

You want to know the weather, bitch? I'll GIVE you the weather!

I'll give YOU the weather!

by The Weather Mann August 3, 2007

Free gift card giveaway

A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.

Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you

by ChrisCamel December 9, 2017

National dont give a shit day

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010

I don’t give a fuck

It means I don’t care at all

M: Let’s break up!
W: ...
F: What happened?
W: I broke up with my boy friend..
F: Oh no! I’m sorry
W: I don’t give a fuck!

by Ronly October 30, 2017

give props

It means to give proper respect to someone.

We give props to legendary star Cher for looking so youthful at almost age 68.

by Jtania April 13, 2014

Give it a name

a phrase used when referring to a problem when there seems to be no solution.

Al. It seems the mob wants us dead. they call us buckwheats.

Sean. Give it a name

by Gabo May 8, 2008