Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts November 29, 2007

Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior

"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"

by Soog McGuire August 10, 2007

cod4 goggles

To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.

(WARNING:Do not act on thess feelings or could result in the death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)

Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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by xXGODLESSNESSXx May 19, 2008

ball goggles

n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.

I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Three Goggles

Goggles a basketball player makes with his hands after making a three pointer. They are made by doing the okay sign (a circle with thumb and index finger with other three fingers outwards) with both hands.

Kobe knocks down the three, and puts up his Three Goggles to the LA crowd.

by G3C April 26, 2011

Baby Goggles

When parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. Even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.

Mother: Isn't she beautiful?!
Friend: Wow! Look at the baby on that nose. It seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.

by Pseudo-Nympho January 31, 2009

Ocapoocuu goggles

When a man puts his balls on a woman's eyelids for no reason at all

she wanted my balls on her face so i gave her the ocapoocuu goggles

by SegaGenocide November 17, 2009