hitler the goat

Savior of our world

Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

gatorade bong

A bong made from a Gatorade bottle, 4 inches of garden hose you jacked from ya neighbors, and a cp made usually made from a can. This is widely used in Australia with every neighborhood wondering why they have half their fuckin hose gone off the tap.

My hose is getting shorter every fuckin day! Those abosdown the road must be making a Gatorade bong again!

by packinafatty April 19, 2018

Gator

Best Pimp in the game, as seen from the movie the other guys.
Thinks he runs a dating service

Gator: these brazed short ribs taste like a dogs asshole

Sheila: Baby?

Gator: now im sittin here thinking who in the world would slow roast a dogs asshole and feed it to their husband.

Sheila: you are being awful!

Gator: Gator dont play no shit!

by checker887 January 5, 2011

my pet goat

The book George W. Bush was listining to little kids read when is was September 11 and the nation was under attack. He could have hepled out but his pet goat was more important

1. Lets go hand out the book my pet goat to republicans
2. What is there better to do when the nation's under attack?

by McAnarchy July 6, 2004

muy muy gato

This is a term used in older Mexico depicting a man's large genital bravery. It was obtained from the show "Don gato y su Pandilla"

Old Mexican: "hey you're muy muy gato for chasing that squirrel"Older Mexican: "yea I showed that squirrel who had the bigger nuts"

by MExcan December 24, 2009

Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

by bigbadbick January 5, 2008