couple goals

When u have a perfect relationship with one another. Barely any fights, lots of laughter, lots of love

OMG Chelsea and Irvin are couple goals

by Carisa housdown May 17, 2019

goalie

The last line of defense that stops the other team from scoring. They are the unsung heroes of the game. They give there heart and body to the game they love, and are willing to sacrifice everything to save the game. Even when they get hurt they never complain. The only bad part about a goalie is they tend to get blamed for losing the game because everyone remembers the shots they missed and not the ones they saved. In reality though if your team was so dame good then you would not need a goalie.

There are goalies in soccer, hockey, and lacrosse and you dame well better respect them because no one sees your ass in goal.

by Goalkeeper#13 January 11, 2015

Hockey Goalie

One of the most crazy people on this earth.They willingly allow people to shoot pucks at them as hard as they can . They have to be fast and have quick reflexes.They are also pretty weird people. Hockey goalies probably have the toughest position for all the blame they get they have to be mentally strong too.

Guy 1: " Look at that guy he is crazy".
Guy 2 :" well he does take pucks to the head for a living he is a Hockey Goalie".

by Goalie boi84 November 18, 2019

Friendship Goals

Friendship goes beyond just sharing time together, and it is long lasting. who you value above other friends in your life, someone you have fun with, someone you trust and someone in whom you confide. The first person you call when you get good news or want to vent ur deepest feelings inside. You will have disagreements, you will want different things & you will fight, You are two distinct people with lives that are constantly molding you into different people, it involves compromise, trust, and a mutual growth that allows certain friends to last through decades and incredible life changes. Keeping in touch and maintaining a friendship was easy to achieve when both of you were in the same school and had no real responsibilities. Then it becomes a serious investment when life begins to insert itself between the two of you and attempt to pry you apart. friends means being willing to learn and adapt, to understand that you cannot control this person or make them be who you want them to be, that you love them precisely because they are their own person.

Lori and Barb have amazing Friendship Goals.

by Barbaraboo June 28, 2017

Lacrosse Goalie

The most badass position in any sport ever. Goalies in lax regularly have to stop shots travelling in excess of 80mph. The best shooters today can hit the 90's or 100mph, so goalies must have incredible reflexes. They are also wicked badass because they get hit with these shots with almost no padding yet they dont appear to be in any pain at all. Goalies are essential to their teams success. Other lax bros are jealous of us goalies because we have so much skill.

I am a lacrosse goalie. I am a badass and I get laid every night.

by sicklaxgoalie9 March 14, 2011

pulling the goalie

Usually in reference to a married couple, pulling the goalie means to stop the use of contraceptive devices, in the hopes of conveiving a child. Derived from the hockey term.

You guys are pregnant! I didn't even know you were pulling the goalie!

by Houman February 1, 2006

Set Your Goals

A pop-punk/melodic hardcore band from San Francisco, CA. Unlike most other pop-"punk" bands like Fall Out Boy or Paramore, they actually have a punk sound. Their instrumentation is a little sloppy, they're far from overproduced, but that just makes their music more endearing. They have craploads of passion, youthful abandon, strong DIY mentality, and are a fresh breath of air in the stagnant pop friendly punk world.

Set Your Goals is an amazing band

by M Bilan July 5, 2008