Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

trever globnob

trever the globnob also known as Thirstyboi considers himself a god at roblox. if your name is trever the globnob that automatically makes you a noob.

trever globnob: I am basically a god
Bossyrman: that just makes u a mega noob.
trever the globnob: no u uno reverse card
bossyrman: ok noooobbbb
all terms mean: no u

by bossyrman April 27, 2020

Dirty Gloxinia

An alter ego of a fellow enby known as Gloxinia where they portray themselves as slutty and dangerous, despite remaining loyal to their boyfriend.

Dirty Gloxinia looking hot as fuck today

by PeterPansexual6000 September 11, 2021

blue glowing rectangle

It's what old people call phones

Old Guy : These kids & their blue glowing rectangles

by CookedCookie May 3, 2022

Victim-glowing

Opposite of victim-shaming. Highlighting that someone is a victim of something and worthy of praise and attention, especially when they really weren't.

Stop victim-glowing that young, aspiring trophy wife by saying she was a victim of that rich man.

by Bambiimunkii January 30, 2024

ben glovin

A guy who lifts and goes to Jersey Mikes religiously. Can’t talk to women but is Socrates when it comes to talking about women. The celery bandit is his biggest op

Ben glovin is a pussy

by Baseball_boy6 April 24, 2024

straight Goobin

The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024