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The overwhelming need or desire to have stronger/better ability to work with and manipulate technology. Typically found in people with little or no technical ability, this condition can cause feelings of inferiority and inadequacy.
John: Allen just doesn't get it. He can barely turn his computer on and he wants to be a programmer.

Chris: Yeah, he has major geek envy.
Geek Envy by DDTKA September 25, 2006
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Band Geek 

A member of a band, almost always a high school marching band. Band Geeks generally form packs with complex social structure, the biggest geek being the top (or "alpha") geek.
Band Geeks should unite and rule the world through force.
Band Geek by Murphy February 14, 2005

Geek Chic 

Dress almost identical to hipsters but verge more towards being into comic books, pop culture, technology, etc. rather than hipsters who are more into poetry, brooding, and generally being pretentious.
Person #1: Hey, do you see that Hipster reading X-men on his iPhone?

Person#2: Yeah but that guy's totally geek chic, not a pretentious hipster.
Geek Chic by OliTheInfamous July 6, 2010
One of four titles used to classify someone based on their technical and social skills. The other three titles are nerd, dork, and normie. The difference between the four titles can be easily shown in table form:

................ Technical ...... Social
Title ............ Skills ......... Skills
---------- ---------------- ------------
Normie ......... No ............. Yes
Geek ........... Yes ............. Yes
Nerd ............ Yes ............. No
Dork ............ No .............. No

Normie: A normal person. Blah.

Geek: An outwardly normal person who has taken the time to learn technical skills. Geeks have as normal a social life as anyone, and usually the only way to tell if someone is a geek is if they inform you of their skills.

Nerd: A socially awkward person who has learned technical skills due to the spare time they enjoy from being generally neglected. Their technical knowledge then leads normies to neglect them even further, leading to more development of their technical skills, more neglection, etc. This vicious cycle drives them even more into social oblivion.

Dork: A person who, although also socially awkward, doesn't have the intelligence to fill the void with technical pursuits, like a nerd, and is forced to do mindless activities. Almost always alone. Usually with an XBox. Like playing Halo. All day. Every day. Not even understanding how the Xbox is making the pretty pictures on the screen. Very sad.
If you met me at a party, you would have no idea that I enjoy finite element analysis-based inviscid flow modelling using computational fluid dynamics. That's because I'm a geek.
geek by SnipeYou August 26, 2006

computer geek 

a person who is bullied at school, but is your boss when you're an adult
Stupid Redneck:Fuck off you fucking 'pewter geek!
Computer Geek:wtf

Geekatron 

A geek who wanks like a robot by applying sound effects from transformers.
Rod's sister heard him wanking in his room last night. He sounded like a right geekatron.
Geekatron by Sam Witwicky April 23, 2008
Usage: 'She was geekily happy about the new display features in the latest version of Sharepoint.' (adverb)
geekily by CanGirl June 13, 2014