gargonschoffelesospectoramis

An extremely rare disease. Symptoms include bleeding mucus and perspiring acid. Extremely rare cases show bleeding of the anal sphincter. May be contagious, I am still waiting for my sister to show symptoms.

"Dude, I think your girlfriend might have gargonschoffelesospectoramis. You should get tested."

by Dr. Kökkenschteiner Ph.D. February 24, 2009

Garboned

To be lazy

"Dude lets hit the gym"
"nah man, im too fucking Garboned right now

by mr doumass August 18, 2008

garbo status

the act of packing Copenhagen tobacco in large quantities.

tom- "you still packing lips?"
mike - "yeah, I'm on that Garbo status"

by tobinladen August 19, 2008

gadroogle

A prostitute that makes a sh** load of money

That b**** is a gadroogle

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

garco

Spanish word for taking a big dump.

Thomas: No sabes el garco que me eché men!

(Broo my anus is fucking lax... I've just took the biggest dump of my life. >9000 guriks loooll!!11!one!)

by limeslem September 22, 2015

Garbo

A person who is camera shy.

My kids hate to have their pictures taken so much, when I take out my phone to check email, the little Garbos vanish.

by MF22 November 28, 2015

gaironfay

The epitome of awesome. We all know that one person that surpasses all other, and this is him. He is the goto guy for everyone, no matter the subject. Adored by females and the envy of all males, simply by being that fantastic dude you want to be, or be with.

Oh how I wish GaironFay could simply sweep me away, like he does to all others.

by Swashbuckler Supreme December 19, 2016