Ball Gazing

If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.

1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."
2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."
1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."
2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."
1st homophobe: "I guess."

by Captain Cockblock September 21, 2008

the gaming universe

a group of "gamers" who find themselves often terrified by any creature that possesses reasoning skills

<GUer> PERHAPS YOU DONOT UNDERSTAND THAT IF WE SAIL TOO FAR WE WILL FAL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

(it's hard to believe, but that is an actual quote)

by narsheferatu August 8, 2005

meat gazing

one who looks at the male genitalia.

Justin was caught meat gazing by his girlfriend Ashley.

by BAhh98 September 11, 2006

8th grading

The act of fingering, sucking on tits, trying to unhook a bra, getting a handjob, dry humping, or hardcore make out sessions between a sexually inexperienced male or female.

John: Kamraan and Heather sure have been spending a lot of time together.

Joel: Yea they just started dating it's his first girlfriend so he was 8th grading the shit out of her last night.

John: I remember when I was in 8th grade!

by HolmanMania June 30, 2011

gaminggutter

A cheating community where people sell black market items such as neopoints, gaia golds and many other game currencies.
There are different ranks of Gaminggutter, newbies, underground, donators, and Vip as well as other sub groups such as programmers, writers ect...
The most well known trader there is Ashtehcommie.
Everyone there has a pet named Fewmitz.

"How much is 1 mill neopoints?" on gaminggutter the prices are as follows
"7 usd legit, 4 unlegit"

by Gaminggutter March 30, 2009

pre-gaming

Consuming alcohol in smaller amounts before a bigger drinking event with the intention of easing yourself into a night of crazy fun.

First guy: Yea we were pre-gaming with beer tonight.

(gazing at a guy passed out)

Second guy: Yea too bad he didn't pre-game at all, tonight was too much fun for him to handle.

First guy: Sucks to be him.

by McDADe August 28, 2010

Gaming Jew

An individual who when playing board games, especially Scattergories, gives themselves more points then deserved by cheating.

Oh man when we played Scattergories last night, Chris M was such a Gaming Jew. Hy gavehimself three points for "Gardening in the Garden with Gardening Tools."

by ihategamingjews December 31, 2009