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law school girlfriend

Phrase common in NYC, but useful in many metropolitan areas, particularly those that boast a top-tier law school. A "law school girlfriend" is a young lady with a non-descript corporate job (i.e., she works in "sales," "PR," or "marketing") and dates a man attending a nearby top-tier law school. She has no actual redeeming qualities, save being very attractive and urban chic. She uses her looks and her pseudo-corporate job to impress the law student into dating her, with the hope that he will marry her once he graduates and begins making $200K a year.
Law Student 1: Yo, you met Dave's new girl, right? What did you think?
Law Student 2: She's pretty hot, and works downtown or something.
Law Student 1: Law school girlfriend?
Law Student 2: Totally.
by CLS-oh-four March 23, 2008
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girlfriend dad

The paternal father of the girlfriend. Specifically, one that has been caught in a major drug sting.
Dudeman: "Did you see Eric girlfriend dad?"

Other Dudeman: "Yeah! Thirty pounds of dro!"

Dudeman: "Eric girlfriend dad!!"
by countcokula12in May 15, 2010
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spring break girlfriend

A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend

or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
by Mateogstring March 19, 2010
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Girlfiend

A girl who's your friend but treats you like a boyfriend without the positive benefits. Such as sex, emotional support and compassion.
Sandy is such a girlfiend, she is always nagging and bitching about me going out with my guy friends and leaving her bored.
by SeacrestBear November 21, 2010
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GirlFriend mode

when a guys with his mates his loud,violent,reckless,rude,disgusting and lazy but when hes around his girlfriend he switches to G.F.D,hes nice,charming,caring,polite and shows signs of emotion
hes at his mates house,being his normal self,when his girls over hes switches to GirlFriend mode
by chris pigott September 30, 2007
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your girlfriend look like my mom

A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone
“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler
by Snowyyy June 4, 2020
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optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.
by epausti February 21, 2011
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