goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 12, 2023

GooseDump

Reading an entire Goosebumps book while taking a shit.

Did a couple GooseDumps back in like 08/09 where i read a whole one on the shitter

by Jimduggan619 January 9, 2024

Goofed Up

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.

The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.

“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”

by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024

Gooper

A guy that is so stunning that he melts the skin off your face just by looking at him he is God on earth a blessing to all that see him

Omg my bf is gooper
(Gooper<3)

by Software engineer July 26, 2024

Goofed

High on cocaine.

You are eating air hoagies, you are goofed up.

by Lil dick two st August 17, 2024

goobed

gobbed is when u or someone is lost what the individual is saying and confused or when someone thinks they know something when there really confused

Rayray why you removed me form your acc what i do?dont act goobed like u aint tell my girlfriend i was cheating.
didnt i meet u at the lake Saturday on that 2man? wha im goobed

by lamarblkbaby March 25, 2025

Goobed

The feeling of being simultaneously slighted, bewildered, and filled with a strange cosmic ennui that one experiences after watching the 2009 Canadian comedy/drama/fantasy film Gooby, or a similar feeling imparted by a similarly bad movie.

Man, that movie I watched last night was so weird, I was totally Goobed

by stefanomcsmorin June 2, 2025