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House Goon

someone who has only started listening to House Music recently in their life, and now is all of a suddenly obsessed with it. They refer to this music as 'new', even though it's been around for years. Essentially tools.

House music and 'Electronic Dance Music' (EDM) has now become their entire existence, taking over all of their social media feeds. They are continuously going to every and any EDM concert in town, even if it's the same artist over and over again. It's all they care about, and they act as if it's all they've ever cared about.

Frequently, they wrongly associate House music with all other types of electronic music, referring to House, Electro, Techno and Dubstep interchangeably.

House goons are almost always caucasian males or females, ages 18-25, at colleges in the United States. They are also easy to spot, as they often wear neon bandanas and other neon articles of clothing.

They can previously be seen getting high to acts such as Wiz Khalifa.

However now, they refer an obnoxious amount to their new friend Molly, and listen almost exclusively to 5 artists: Avicii/Deadmau5/Swedish House Mafia/Skrillex/Rusko. To them, any other artist is merely someone that sounds like one of these five.

House goons are another denomination of tools/bros/hipsters/followers and while should not be avoided at all costs, should certainly be disregarded.
Example 1: House goon: Dude me and my friend Molly were raging at this sick dubstep show last night. Melted my face off.
Regular Person: Oh really who was it?
House goon: Swedish House Mafia
Regular Person: ...........

Example 2: My friend used to be a weed-smoking, beer-drinking frat bro that loved rap music and Wiz Khalifa, but now he just rolls face and listens to Levels. He's such a house goon.
by someonewhocares123 July 2, 2012
mugGet the House Goonmug.

prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.
I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.
by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022
mugGet the prestige gooningmug.

Goon Spoon

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."
by thebiestsc October 18, 2008
mugGet the Goon Spoonmug.

Booty Goon

Original term has evolved to mean a homosexual male with a thuggish appearance or personality.
He talking all that gangsta sh*t in the street but errybody know he a booty goon.
by Frictionmaker November 15, 2015
mugGet the Booty Goonmug.

Poon Goon

A male who is obsessed with getting laid, to the point that they make a fool of themselves in the process.
A tool doing ridiculous things to make a girl want to sleep with them may be called a poon goon.
by andood January 26, 2009
mugGet the Poon Goonmug.

Goon-of-fortune

Goon-of-fortune can be played at any good party, or gives any shit party a good kick. All that is needed is a goon bag and a clothesline. Everyone takes his or her position under the clothesline & the bag is pegged on. The clothesline is spun around while everyone is singing the theme song for WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE. The lucky person the bag lands on gets to have a good mouthful & the bag line is spun again till everyone is too drunk to spin.

Goon-of-fortune is highly recommended for any party that has a “Hills Hoist” clothesline in the back yard.
'Let's hit the clothes line, its time to get fucked on Goon-of-fortune!!!!'
by Alice.F June 11, 2006
mugGet the Goon-of-fortunemug.

Goon Blasting

The act of anally fingering a group of thugs surrounding you while you also provide oral sex. Can also be a single thug/gangster but is more closely associated with a group. Is not gender specific.

Alternatively: Goon blaster, goon blasted, goon blast
Dude I saw Mary goon blasting the other day in a dark alley. What a whore!

Guy 1: Dude is that girl slutty or is it just me?
Guy 2: Yea man, shes a goon blaster.

Hey did you see that goon blast going on outside?
by dEdzilla September 25, 2014
mugGet the Goon Blastingmug.

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