a goof is a kiddy diddler, a pedophile, anyone that has either wanted to or has, touched a child inappropriately --male of female.
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Get the goof snakes mug.false goofed is when you pretend to fuck up to get a secret benefit. The benefit is used to avoid any unwanted work.
Alex: one time i False Goofed my dad
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
Dan: how so?
Alex: i purposely fell off of a ladder to avoid getting out of work.
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