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Balkan Goodbye

When your Balkan partner says goodbye to the host/hostess of the party and a new set off conversations begin as if they haven't seen each other in years.

1st phase: Sitting down, Balkan person says goodbye to Balkan host and a new conversational topic arises 10 min.

2nd phase: You stand up, says goodbye then start talking about something else 15 min
3rd phase: You walk to the door, says goodbye, then new topic 15 min.
4th phase: You make it outside but still by the door 15 more min.
5th phase: 10 more minutes talking outside of your car (without getting in)
6th phase: You make it in the car but you pull down your window for something she forgot to say, 5 min.

You drive off.
"Thank you so much for having us. I really liked your Mititei (Romanian Meatballs) Let me tell you about the Balkan store I go to." The trigger of the Balkan Goodbye
by Jean_Cocteau July 19, 2023
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Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024
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Hard Goodbye

Tobacco, Kush, and Kief all in the same beautiful bowl pack. Normally with tobacco on the bottom, weed in the middle, and kief on top. Most likely to be done with a bong. Champions of the practice will use spoons and other pieces.
It's time for a nice hard goodbye before bedtime.
by Kief Pack Entertainment October 27, 2011
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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Goodbye

a VOCALOID song made by CircusP, originally meant to be a vent song. After rethinking, CircusP rewrote the song to fit it in from Hatsune Miku's perspective.

Essentialy, the song is about the writer not being valued, her parents misusing her, and generally wanting to dissappear from the world, therefore, this is a ''goodbye'' song as opposed to the fact that the writer, in the context of this song, wants to commit suic#de.
Hey, have you ever heard Goodbye, by CircusP? It's such a banger, I listen to it every day! The lyrica are kinda sad though...
by ZhonglisPoptart February 15, 2023
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The Portuguese Goodbye

"The Portuguese Goodbye" refers to a parting of ways that unfolds slowly over tens of minutes, typically involving different people taking turns reviving and extending a conversation that appears to all non-Portuguese participants as having already reached its natural conclusion.
"I learned about the Portuguese Goodbye by watching my in-laws take 30 to 45 minutes to say goodbye to one another at conclusion of Sunday dinners."
by SalvyZ August 11, 2022
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Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.
I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text
by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016
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