gastrointracitus

To sneeze frantically whilst subconsciously speaking devil tounge

To gastrointracitusise, *sneeze* Kengo Vavion fuckarticus

by MjN September 18, 2006

Gastronycosis

The act of swallowing ones own semen.

I Gastronycosised all night and now I have the taste in my mouth!

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuwxyzPOOP October 11, 2007

Gastric Fornication

A "smart" way of saying anal sex.

That chick sure loves gastric fornication.

by Das Professional De Gas March 10, 2010

Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010

Garter Belt Champion

The Garter Toss Champion is the lucky guy who catches the brides Garter at a wedding reception. This is a huge honor, which gives the recipient the title of designated drinker at the next wedding. Other acceptable prizes for winning the garter toss include unsolicited bridesmaid blowjobs.

Dude, I can't wait for Jonny and Kristi's wedding! I'm gonna do all I can to become the Garter Belt Champion. The spoils of victory will be worth the months of training.

by WhoopThereImNot June 28, 2016

galtero

Something used to describe someone as legendary or awe inspiring. Usually used to describe trombonists.

Did you see that guy? He went full galtero on that trombone.

by Tony Trombony January 9, 2018

Gastroporn

When 2 astronauts are very gassy and having sex in space.

"Hey dude did you see that new gastroporn that was uploaded last night?"
"Yeah what about it, that sex looked hot but it was kind of disturbing since they were ripping one ever 10 seconds"
"Yeah that was a bit disgusting haha"

by kctehollywood June 14, 2018