Garrett Stevenson

Garrett Stevenson is quite simply one of the best friends you will have. This is due to his simp characteristics. He will always stop what he is doing in a heartbeat for any girl, as long as he likes you. Garrett Stevenson also has very very protective parents, his parents will do anything it takes to keep him inside away from friends which makes Garrett Stevenson a little antisocial but what he lacks in social skills he makes up for in his previously mentioned superior simp skills. His simping skills are maxed to the highest they can be, he won’t stop simping until he gets what he desires.

Dang bro you were really being a garrett stevenson when you were talking to that girl earlier.

by JShottt November 28, 2019

Garrett

huge cock, extremely hot, soft brown hair, pretty blue eyes, he drives all the ladies crazy in the sexy time. he’s usually talking to his hoes on the phone

don’t u just want to be a garrett

by garrett andrew January 27, 2022

Garrett

An American boy who likes dirt bikes and gets all the women.

"Oh have you heard the male called Garrett?" "Yeah he likes dirt bikes and gets all the ladies"

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Garrett

A homosexual person who likes people named anna. Garretts tend to wear speedos and have extremely small eyes.

Girl 1: Look, it's Garrett.
Girl 2: Ew, he needs to stop wearing speedos.
Girl 1: I wonder if he can see us right now because of his small eyes.

by homomouse123 April 20, 2019

Kara Garrett

Me

Them: hi where’s Kara Garrett
Me: that’s me

by whooshz May 15, 2022

garrett kula

That bitch in the back of the class who wants to suck off the teacher

Garrett Kula, quit F'ing the teacher

by Papa Daddy daddy February 20, 2015

Garrett Michaud

The alias Clinton Garrett Michaud uses when he creates no profiles on dating apps, social media or app accounts to hide the fact that he is cheang on his girlfriend and using the internet to troll, hook up with his exes and meet new girls. Not to be confused with Clint Garrett, clinton Garrett, clint michaud or any other variations of the combination of names.

Meghan knew who the friend request was from when she saw the name Garrett Michaud on it.

"she'll never catch me on facebook under the name Garrett Michaud," said clint smuggly

by DaMamaNasty May 28, 2022