Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

fetching

When a women is giving a man a blowjob and it slips out of her mouth and she goes "fetching" for it using no hands only mouth.

Last night my girl was fetching my dick like a pro.

by Stevieeee April 13, 2011

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

fitching

Fake-bitching. When someone bitches for the sake of agreeing with someone, rather than because they actually feel the need or severely dislike the person.

sha'naynay: omg that girl is such a skank! she stole my boyfriend!

fa'naynay: yeah her hair's kinda bad.

sha'naynay: stop fitching, i'm really upset!

by celeryisbest November 26, 2009

fetching

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.

by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

Watching Movies

{Verb} It just basically means incest.

(IM) Hey, well, I got to go.. I''' be watching movies with my sister.
(IM response) Really? What is that? Is that like, code word for incest?
(IM) Mmhmm.

by Sweeten May 26, 2008

fletching

When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.

Those men were fletching with my gerbil!

by Joo February 9, 2004