Jet Fuel

Something that cannot melt steel beams, but can weaken steel beams.

Person A: Why does my water taste funny?
Person B: Because what you're drinking is actually Jet Fuel.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 6, 2021

high-knocktane fuel

Supposedly premium gas that is actually just crappy-a** petrol that causes your engine to run really rough and lack power.

I wonder if the real reason that the dude who was driving the Hot Rod Lincoln experienced a lot of piston-pinging after his race with the Cadillac was that he was using high-knocktane fuel, rather than his simply having run his engine too hard.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

redneck jet fuel

Another term for Monster Energy.

Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!

by montanatony26 June 27, 2016

pocket fuel

Extra coins or change that you keep in your pocket for later, to fuel future purchases.

Do you have any money for coffee?

Yeah I’ve got a shit tonne of pocket fuel.

by franklyisabella January 16, 2022

Beast Fuel

Hi protein, hi calorie food, usually used to give your self beast muscles.

I just ate some buff chick and fries, that shit was beast fuel.

by TheBigBeastMachine March 5, 2024

slag fuel

Any variety of booze commonly drunk by groups of cackling slags. Examples of cheap slag fuels are Lambrini, Lambrusco and various sugary alcopops. Regular slag fuels are white or rose wines such as Chardonnay or White Zinfandel. Then there are premium (aka high octane) slag fuels, which are Prosecco or other sparkling wine Champagne substitutes.

That bunch of slappers have clearly tanked up on some high octane slag fuel.....

by Farmer_Trev June 8, 2019

Beast Fuel

High protein, high calorie food, usually consumed to grow combat muscles.

That Cooper kid could sure use some beast fuel, he’s looks like he’s on that air diet.

by TheBigBeastMachine March 5, 2024