buy a fucking vowel 

When you're reading someone's endless ramblings, and it makes no sense whatsoever. It's riddled with grammatical and spelling mistakes, and is likely to make your eyes bleed.
You just want to say 'buy a fucking vowel man!!'

A- I wuld lve to mt yu smetime.
Whr do u lve?

Me-Buy a FUCKING vowel man! Shit!!!

buy a fucking vowel by 4 July 14, 2004

Thats Fuckin mildly attractive 

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.

Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."

Thats Fuckin mildly attractive by T Reeezy November 23, 2009

A Fucking Mike 

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

A Fucking Mike by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

take a fucking sip, babes 

“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive

take a fucking sip, babes

take a fucking sip, babes by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017

A fucking joke 

Here, take this. for your journey.

You have to many items to take a fucking joke.

Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?

A fucking joke by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?! 

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.

At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?! by kam75xx February 4, 2023

a fucking nigger ass bitch 

Rachel

look theres a Rachel... (points at a fucking nigger ass bitch)

a fucking nigger ass bitch by nigga peen sucker May 15, 2019