Fortnite

Terminal Cancer

Roy: So how’s the family?
Joe: My son has Fortnite
Roy: oh no I’m so sorry I hope he dies fast

by FijianFisher241 October 21, 2018

Fortnite

The exact meaning of trash. Play minecraft it’s better.

Person 1: Wanna go play fortnite
Person 2 (pulls out gun): You play that game your dead.

by Get yeeted and deleted November 1, 2019

Fortnite

A game which only angry twelve year olds and skinny adults play to make them forget them being virgins

Do you play Fortnite? Yes I do. Then you probably are a skinny virgin, and/or a minor

by KaleChipzz December 12, 2018

Fortnite

A TERRIBLE mistake.

Mom- Im taking away your xbox because you squeak to loud when you play Fortnite
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY XBOX BACK I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE!
Mom-NO WAY
Toxic Squeaker-*fights mom for xbox then plays fortnite
(5 minutes later)
Mom-STOP SQUEAKING
Toxic Squeaker-GIVE ME MY SCAR BACK
Mom-*throws xbox out the window*
Mom-There
Toxic Squeaker-*Squeaks so loud the moms ears explode and her head blows off*

by GiraffeBoss February 14, 2019

Fortnite

Trash

Trash and fortnite are the same thing

by Peppa123 October 12, 2019

Fortnite

A type of disease that starts at the age of 7 years old. Normally causing the child to experience a bunch of symptoms such as: constant dancing, becoming more aggressive and vulgar and last but not least, losing money. If your child gets this disease, please make him play another game or at least bring your child outside! If those don't work, I don't know what works.

"Billy get off the Xbox!" said Mom, "But I AM PLAYING Fortnite"

by RiceBoyAsian September 30, 2019

Fortnite

Trashy game that nobody likes except from streamers like "Tofu, Crinja , and other streamers"..... I literally can't have a normal 'History' class without pupils in front of me talking about Fartnut. Plz helllp

Friend 1: hEy WaNnA pLaY fOrTnItE aFtEr ScHoOl?
Friend 2: SuRe
Me: *Facepalm*, Guys please stop I'll get cancer if you continue

by SchpeckLover123 September 18, 2019