Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

bosh it in on the fly

To make an audio edit in real time.

Walter: No time for fancy edits Randy, bosh it in on the fly.

by [js] September 1, 2008

Flying Fuck

Something I do not give.

I don't give a flying fuck.

by tmili December 9, 2012

The Fly's Eyes

The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.

Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!

Its fun!

by Big Deee September 9, 2009

Beer Fly

A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.

It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.

Often mistaken as a fruit fly

Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing

Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left

Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)

Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!

by FunkiestCoffee July 13, 2010

Flying Chicken

When a woman is giving head to one man, and handjobs to two other men simultaneously she looks like a chicken attempting flight, because of her flailing arms and bobbing head.

Jamaal had some chick bend over, flap her arms, and bob her head to demonstrate a flying chicken.

by Marvin_74 March 25, 2008