(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete October 29, 2005
Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.
by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003
When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg October 23, 2008
by [js] June 15, 2006
The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.
Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!
Its fun!
Its fun!
by Big Deee September 09, 2009
Flying - To move from one place to another
Kiwi - A New Zealander
A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.
Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.
Flying Kiwi's own all.
Kiwi - A New Zealander
A Flying Kiwi is a New Zealander away from home.
Ironic in that the Kiwi bird, native to New Zealand is a flightless bird.
Flying Kiwi's own all.
by Prof Flying Kiwi March 21, 2004