Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

fly the bird

Extending the middle finger; often accompanied by the phrase "Fuck you!"

Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.

by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003

bosh it in on the fly

To make an audio edit in real time.

Walter: No time for fancy edits Randy, bosh it in on the fly.

by [js] September 1, 2008

Flying Fuck

Something I do not give.

I don't give a flying fuck.

by tmili December 9, 2012

Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

The Fly's Eyes

The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.

Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!

Its fun!

by Big Deee September 9, 2009

fly to death

The act of being well dress, clean, and smellin good. The act of lookin like new money, pimpin.

I live to be fly to death.

by YoungMoneytheGod May 13, 2005