When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg October 23, 2008
Some jackhole cut me off in traffic this morning, so I rolled down the window and flew him the bird.
by Ollie the Dog December 29, 2003
by [js] June 15, 2006
An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.
by ~Limerick Queen January 06, 2009
I live to be fly to death.
by YoungMoneytheGod March 04, 2005
A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.
It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.
Often mistaken as a fruit fly
Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing
It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.
Often mistaken as a fruit fly
Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing
Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left
Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)
Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!
Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)
Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!
by FunkiestCoffee July 13, 2010