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Flaccid Rock

/flasəd räk, 'flaksəd räk/ adjective

Soft or limp song(s) that are not indicative of a band's potential to perform.
I am so tired of Flaccid Rock. "Bound for the Floor" again? How about playing "High-Fiving MF?" (Local H)
Ugh, they're playing "Nothing Else Matters" again, why can't they play "Damage, Inc?" (Metallica)
Damn, "Fly" is ok, for the love of god play "Mean Machine" or "10 Seconds Down." (Sugar Ray)
by Steve DeCicco January 24, 2026
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Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.
My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night
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Fluchistuni

Hana is a fluchistuni
by GazellaKabylia May 9, 2025
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Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved
Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.
by Rucks May 12, 2025
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floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia

1. An intense fear of being seen as worthless.
2. A lame spamtrack that gives Dave and Bambi a bad name.
1. Guy: Dude you're worthless

Dude: Guy stop I have floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia

2. Bro: Man Dave and Bambi songs suck

Man: Bro floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia isn't even an official sonng
by meowlmygoat July 12, 2025
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floccinaucinihilipilification

A really long word that you think is fake but is actually a real word (it means estimating something as worthless)
My 500 page worksheet is JUST floccinaucinihilipilification
by eysilerab August 7, 2025
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Person 1: "I think I have floccinaucinihilipilificatiophobia."
Person 2: "Nerd."
Person 3: "What the hell is a floccinaucinihilipilification?"
Person 1: "Uhhhh"
by goober guy lol November 24, 2025
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