Flood

A person who suffers from serious halitosis, has their own pot of Jew gold, and has the physical deformity of looking like every ugly celebrity and being skinny and fat at the same time with gangly arms and shit nipples. A flood loves to clean, lead scouts through the woods, and fuck witches.

I'd rather be a paki than a Flood

by Erleigh road February 19, 2008

floisy

To put ones nose in anothers vagina and to exhale through the nose causing great pleasure to the woman. Also can be blown with rhythm to cause different feelings like rhythm in sex.

I gave that bitch a long lasting floisy, but I had to stop because her pussy started smelling like shit.

by smelliot July 23, 2005

Flood job

A 'Flood Job' is a practice in which a man has intercouse with the ear of his female counterpart, and floods the ear with semen.

Upon hearing his mother was gravely ill , the man in the yellow hat, decided that the best remedy was a good ol' fashioned flood job .

by the all knowing ivy leaguer July 12, 2009

flood

Lots of screen names sending Instant Messages, Chat Invitations, and others at once to one person in hope of crashing their AIM program.

If that loser doesn't shut up, I will flood him.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

flooshflag

1. Someone who contains no chase nor has any chance of ever attaining it.
2. A play on the word douchebag by switching the d and b for an f.
3. Similar to the French word mouche-mag where mouche means fly.

Damn, that flooshflag just gave up a date with kpg for some Halo 3.

by mister cow November 26, 2007

floodgate

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

by cawleen April 28, 2006

Floob

When two people are walking toward each other in a hallway, stairwell, etc., and the two both attempt to pass one another one the same side. Most often results in an awkward repetitious series of movements where both persons attempt to rectify the situation by quickly choosing the opposite side, only to find that the other person is mirroring their movement. Can sometimes lead to a collision but more commonly a less than enthusiastic utterance of some polite phrase such as "excuse me" or "sorry."

"I just floobed some chick in the alley; it was weird."

by lameroomie December 19, 2008