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Too much floof

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!
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Bank Of Floof

When your grandmother inherits hundreds of thousands of dollars from your grandfather and also earns a hefty retirement from Social Security, despite the fact she hardly worked at all in her life.

Traditional grandmothers had curly hair styles that "fluffed" up hair styles (30s/40s decades). Floof describes the puffiness of her hair.
You may be rich, but you're not FLOOF RICH. I'd suggest you apply for a loan from the Bank of Floof.
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the.id1ot1c_floof

She can beat up an entire highschool, including staff. It also likes to burn televisions for a living. And last She likes to draw balls secretly. And It is gay.
the.id1ot1c_floof is so gayyyy hehehehe!
by Drunk Fire Fly July 14, 2021
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foofy

Emily has an inactive foofy.
by Emily October 11, 2003
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froofy

Something that is gay.
Jay is a froofy crossdresser.
by bob May 13, 2005
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Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.
Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer
by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012
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