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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
mugGet the If the roof is rusted, the basement is floodedmug.

Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.
When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.
by Camobandit October 27, 2020
mugGet the Flood Juicemug.

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning
Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.
by J. Gallo November 1, 2020
mugGet the Fields are floodedmug.

coastal flooding

to excrete bodily fluid in a manner that floods over the waistline of your pants, skirt, or undergarments for the public to see.
Tomi: "Kehd, is Jenny having some wicked flow this month or what?"
Dominic: "Yea guy, look at that coastal flooding just washing out of her jeggings d00d."
by illy Wonka January 4, 2014
mugGet the coastal floodingmug.

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.
Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.
by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023
mugGet the Anal Floodmug.

Flood

When your mutha fucken landlord doesnt listen to your mutha fucken requests about your mutha fucken washing machine being mutha fucken broken and now you got a mutha fucken flood.
My mutha fucken washing machine is broken and my mutha fucken landlord hasn't fixed it and now I have a mutha fucken flood.
by Mutha Fucken Jones April 8, 2021
mugGet the Floodmug.

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand
Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck
by officedaddy September 20, 2022
mugGet the Mr floodmug.

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