Trump-flake

A trump supporter who acts like a snowflake when hearing things about Donald Trump they do not like.

Hey man, what’s up George’s ass today?

“Just ignore it man, this impeachment inquiry has him acting like a real trump-flake.”

by Allgood October 11, 2019

Crispy Ass Flakes

Noun. Flakes via the anus that are quite crispy.

If you don't wipe good enough, you accumulate crispy ass flakes.

by 3guyjoe November 19, 2013

flake out

To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute or just not show up.

I can't believe he would flake out! He said he would vote to advance Kavanaugh's nomination to the full Senate, however he just announced that he would support the nomination only after a delay of one week for an FBI investigation.

by GEK September 28, 2018

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

flaktoid

an unknown muscle located somewhere in the body usually used asd an excuse to explain the difficulty of a project or action
Origin: Brian Regan (comedian)

"Ah, i think i pulled my flaktoid"

by Tyler Young January 13, 2008

Flakistan

(n): a place in which people who flake out constantly are from; a country somewhere near the other "stans" that consists of flakes.

Dude can you believe Christina for bailing on us? She totally needs to go back to her home country of Flakistan.

by fockeybrofolifeyo September 3, 2010

Fload (Floating Head of Death)

A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:

Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at

FLOAD alert!!! FLOAD Alert. That dude is a complete FLOAD.

by Snake75 July 9, 2005