Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol
1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!
3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL
by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010
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by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008
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To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
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To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
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He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
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A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
by Sonni Hopkins November 11, 2008
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Sometmes erroneously called Malvinas by poorly educated people who can't speak english and know little of history.
Sometmes erroneously called Malvinas by poorly educated people who can't speak english and know little of history.
by Austin Morris January 11, 2004
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by wthail February 9, 2010
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To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.
To falk is to hold conversation, via IM or by telephone, erotic by nature, that leads to a long-distance orgasm of both parties.
by sonni hopkins November 21, 2006
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