shit i farted

2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit.
1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.

2. What's that smell?
-Oh shit i farted, sorry.

1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah?
-I'd rather eat shit i farted.

1b. What's that she's wearing on her head?
-I dunno, looks like shit i farted

by fruitermelon January 16, 2010

Fasters

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When getting out of somewhere just isn't fast enough. To leave a situation involving idiotic people when a jet aircraft isn't going to work, and you have had enough.

After a last altercation with an idiot, we decided to get out of there fasters.

by rich8ch July 12, 2015

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

facted'

when someone gives you so many facts that you cannot remember.

In Brannan's we got facted' today.

by pimpandbitch June 19, 2008

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 5, 2004

FATTER

To gain more fatness, or to become more fat than you were before.

Holy crap, Joe, did you just get fatter?

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005

Butters farted

A phrase you say to someone to show shame/luaghter it shows that you ether heard them fart, crap their pants, or they did something funny or stupid can be used like the word owned, or like the word Diss

see the words owned,spanked,Raped, dell, oprah,diss and pwned

party A:* farts and spats all over his pants *
party B:HAHAH butters farted
party C:HAHAH pwned

another example.

Party A:*loses a contest*
party B:HAHAHA butters farted
party C:HAHAHA taco bell

by maxamillian July 24, 2008