fake ass shit

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!

by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015

fake shitting

The act of sitting on the toilet with an electronic device claiming to be shitting.

You know you could have gotten your homework done if you weren't in the bathroom fake shitting.

by River rat man April 25, 2017

fake arianator

A fake arianator is someone who knows like one song usually side to side and claims they know everything but they actually spent five minutes skimming a Wikipedia page that they updated

Person 1i love Ariana Grande so much

Fake arianatoromg yes I know the words to side to side

Person 1really? Any other song?

by Arianxtor 4 lyfe October 20, 2017

Fake Relationship

Basically a fake relationship is a relationship that is not real. In closer detail a fake relationship is a very werid connection between two people. Sometimes In a fake relationship one person isn’t interested in the other. And sometimes there both not interested in each other. A fake relationship can take place because someone in the fake relationship wants attention from others or they don’t wanna be lonely. (DISCALMER: Just because they don’t wanna be lonely doesn’t mean the person running the fake relationship is interested in you) 1# easy way to tell it’s a fake relationship- {if someone is dating someone that is a total opposite from them} 2# {if they spend more time with other girls/boys} 3# {they barely call,text, or have contact with you}.

Bobs parents won the lottery, afterwards Sadie (the hottest girl in his school) asked him out; afterwards he found out she was a gold digger and Sadie told him that it was a fake relationship.

by Sheebootyqeqe May 17, 2018

Fake Yaps

feyk-yapps (adjective and noun)

A South African slang term meaning a statement or claim that is false or intended to illicit memes

"You said you was in da Pokemon Champion Cup. Das fake yaps."

by SA-Gangsta September 2, 2020

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021

Fake VHS Openings

A particular type of videos that show intros for VHS tapes that don't exist. While some of them are decently made, a majority of videos are recorded with an external-device (a camcorder or an iPhone), which is of insanely poor quality.

"I have ever seen some fake VHS openings about my favorite cartoon Thomas and Friends." - Some VHS fan

by Ryan900USAYT February 10, 2022