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friends with minor benefits

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.
While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'
by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006
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friendship fees

When an acquaintance has worn out their usefulness and must pay a monetary sum for the relationship to continue being mutually beneficial.
"How come we don't talk anymore?" "You were no longer worth my time last month. Pay the friendship fees or get lost."
by Lance Spearking October 13, 2009
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Roxas Friendship

A teenage friendship. It is to describe when you are best friends with an older guy and a younger girl. The younger girl may be shy and not have that many friends, but she has a lot in common with you. She wishes she could be more like you, and she may "like" you and look up to you. The guy is someone that you look up to, a true bro, and he has been friends with you longer and has been with you through thick and thin. He's more experienced and popular, and you're willing to do anything for him, because he's always helped you up in a time of need. You're a mutual friend with them and you laugh together all the time. You're the middle guy in the friendship. It could mean that your two friends may not even be friends if it weren't for you. But that's okay, because a "Roxas Friendship" is one of the best friendships out there. But if you are the "Roxas" of a Roxas Friendship, the middle guy, then that means it will be up to you to try to hold the friendship together. Hope that it lasts and enjoy every last moment of it! This phrase refers to Roxas, Axel, and Xion in Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days.
Person 1: You see those 3 sitting over at the lunch table over there?
Person 2: You mean Keith, Chris, and Jessica? Yeah, they're always sitting together. What about them?
Person 1: I don't understand. How can two guys and a girl hang out all the time? Usually two guys fight over the girl. Or maybe the girl feels a little weird being with two guys? For them to get along so well...
Person 2: That's what you call a Roxas friendship.
Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: *sighs* You told me you've played Kingdom Hearts before so you should know this. Just think of it this way. Keith is Roxas, Chris is Axel, and Jessica is Xion. Keith and Roxas are both teenage guys with a guy and a girl for a best friend. Keith and Roxas both look up to Chris and Axel. Jessica and Xion both look up to Keith and Roxas. Keith and Roxas are both the middle guy in this, the mutual friend. They kinda tie the three together.
Person 1: Oh, I get what you're saying now...
Person 2: A Roxas friendship is great. But sometimes it falls apart and it's up to the "Roxas" of the group to mend it again. In this case, Keith.
Person 1: Hmm... well, I hope nothing goes wrong, because those three look like they're really happy together.
by Wiseguy16 November 3, 2012
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exclusive friendship

An exclusive friendship is a relationship between two people in which they pledge exclusivity and are committed to their relationship, but are not dating.
Jack and Bianca are in an exclusive friendship because they really like each other.
by G-honey December 17, 2013
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"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.
1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?
by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007
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one-way friendship

A friendship thats only true to half the people involved.
Josh thought Craig was really friends with him, but realized it was a one-way friendship after Craig threw him in the trash can.
by Sue Doe Nymm February 18, 2009
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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

A cartoon created by the guy who did Power Puff Girls. It is about a 8-year-old named Mac who is forced to give up his imginary friend named Bloo. There are other characters including Eduardo, a mexican imginary friend; Terrance, Mac's bro; Wilt, a red imaginary friend; Frankie, a 22-year-old; Madam Foster, a old lady who runs the house; Herriman, a rabbit; Duchess, a fugly slut; and Coco, an insane thing.

The plots are interesting and creative, the characters are likable. A lot of the jokes use adult/crude humor, thus making the show not for children. Oh, and it's very funny!
by kcfkcfcv May 16, 2006
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