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China Syndrome

Or more likely to be called the Gan Mao Zedong’s. Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome "
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.
by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008
mugGet the China Syndromemug.

man china

The exhibitionist displayed his man china at the dinner table.
by BabyA December 12, 2005
mugGet the man chinamug.

China Pimp

A chinese man who wants to make it with the white women, all while remaining faithful to his china doll.
Person one: I want to fuck a whitey!

Person Two: Man he is such a china pimp!
by Jasonisthebest September 29, 2009
mugGet the China Pimpmug.

China

by ponybalogna February 3, 2018
mugGet the Chinamug.

China

China is the dollarstore version of Japan.
Whyd you go to china when you could visit japanese maid cafe.
by a _man _of _culture November 16, 2020
mugGet the Chinamug.

China Lake

A launcher in Call of Duty: Black Ops, which is basically as crit1kal says; Ronald McDonald's asshole.
The part in a wager match in gun game when you get to the china lake and it takes you 2 minutes to get a kill.

Guy 1: Dude that guy is moving fast!
Guy 2: Dont worry he still needs to get past Ronald McDonald's asshole.
by Fredrick Douglasss December 28, 2010
mugGet the China Lakemug.

china kitchen

A restaurant located in Shepherdstown, WV. Owned by Betty Wang. Some think that this place is hell.
Ed- "China Kitchen is awesome"
Ted- "But the anz in the back molest the workers"
by coolkid78 July 20, 2008
mugGet the china kitchenmug.

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