(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.
Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?
by papermachete November 5, 2005
Get the flying fuckfishmug. When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009
Get the Flying Carpetmug. by [js] September 1, 2008
Get the bosh it in on the flymug. 
An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.
by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009
Get the Ass Flymug. A Flying Turkey is a sex act involving a women & 5 men in which the women has a penis in her mouth, ass, vagina, & one in each hand. While performing this act she looks like a Flying Turkey.
"Damn Chad, I just walked in on this bitch having sex with five guys, she looked like a majestic Flying Turkey!"
"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"
"Shane, round up three buddies, this bitch just told me we could perform a Flying Turkey on her tonight!"
by Backclack0 September 7, 2013
Get the Flying Turkeymug. A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.
It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.
Often mistaken as a fruit fly
Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing
It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.
Often mistaken as a fruit fly
Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing
Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left
Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)
Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!
Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)
Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!
by FunkiestCoffee July 13, 2010
Get the Beer Flymug.