A badass individual who represents the American way, helping others boost their feelings of freedom and patriotism. Commonly found in the colorful land of Colorado, in the greatest fucking country on Earth: America. Often sporting a star spangled headband and a large bald eagle perched upon his shoulder, this individual is the embodiment of Freedom.
Guy #1: Nigga, who the fuck is that?
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
Guy #2: Son, watch your mouth, that's Father Freedom.
Guy #1: What's that smell?
Sam L. Jackson: Freedom motherfucker, do you smell it?!
by Stormfingwolf August 28, 2013
Get the Father Freedom mug.A label a shallow person gives to themselves on internet profiles to mask the fact that they are lacking in empathy. This label is a euphemism that broadcasts to others that they, too, wish to undermine social supports for the less fortunate while reliving the tax burden on the wealthy job creators, without explicitly saying so. They prefer to live in suburbia, or on ranches. They prefer to watch Fox News or another Rupert Murdoch owned media outlet as a primary source of information. They have not travelled much. They are usually caucasian. They have probably not read 1984. The person may also be sociopath.
Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
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Politically, they will always support their local version of the "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party," always expecting that the "leopards" will eat the faces of others.
Likes Mike Pence. Dislikes Nancy Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and anyone else Fox News says is bad.
Look for this label on social media sites like Linkedin, Twitter, and facebook.
1. As a husband, father, and Conservative, I just want to ban abortion, undermine women's rights, and cut taxes for the rich.
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
2. A dedicated husband, father, and Conservative wore his MAGA hat on the way to the NRA barbecue to discuss his concerns about white replacement with his friends.
3. "Is 'husband, Father, Conservative' some kind of dog whistle code for jackass?" she asked after checking the commenter's profile.
4. Also see: sociopath, MAGAt, Conservatism
by youseepee February 5, 2020
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fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018
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Get the Fatherless mug.the term is normally used by people who are either, losing an argument or are too retarded to make their own insults.
other than those, this term is also used for people who complain about every existing thing in their life.
in retrospect, this is another tryhard insult used to cause rumination.
other than those, this term is also used for people who complain about every existing thing in their life.
in retrospect, this is another tryhard insult used to cause rumination.
by GrassBuster February 22, 2022
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Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
Amoung many others this word was also created by the Egyption Prince of Dates and was often related to the speed of his camels.
by 8 stair July 26, 2004
Get the Fasterun mug.The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.
Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.
Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.
by IamThatDad February 4, 2010
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