Evelyn

someone who is a crab and most likely a furry thinks everything is gay and is always a wannabe stoner

omg she such a Evelyn

by jokesfeo February 1, 2022

Evelyn

Someone who is incredibly attracted to the mii Matt from Wii Sports.

"Holy shit man, Matt is so hot."
"Dude c'mon, don't be an Evelyn."

by MysticNovaZ December 22, 2021

Evelyn

Evelyn is tall.

person 1: have you seen evelyn???
person 2: Yea I have she is so freaking tall!!

by cisbaldman February 9, 2022

Evelyn

Most white Evelyn’s are confused why they are being compared to THAT Evelyn which is Latina,short, rude ,shy , quiet, cute , but get to know her and she is better than the description given

Friend :Hey Evelyn

Evelyn:(ignores )

by Simpforher😩 February 27, 2022

Evelyn

A girl who is simple, shy, and humble. She goes through a lot but keeps on going and insists that she is fine. She will always put others before herself. Her biggest weakness is being tooo nice. She is sensitive. Always has a smile and will always be there to support you no matter what. Will always be loyal and forgives easily. You will always enjoy her in her lowest and highest moments.

Evelyn will always move forward.

by Trobareus March 2, 2022

Evelynia

The most genuine and prettiest girl you will ever meet. Definitely has daddy issues and possibly mommy issues but she can take jokes about it :)

I fucking love Evelynia

by ogeidxbenji March 4, 2022

Evelyn

Hot brown haired girl with big tits a big ass and the tightest pussy ever. Probably so tight you can't put it in.

"Evelyn was so tight last night it was hot"

by ArtStuffer March 12, 2022