Empty Box

a woman who has never been ejaculated in

‘do you have an empty box?’

by ooshh23 March 15, 2022

eppy

short for episode, specifically a episode of a television show

Do you want to come over and watch the new eppy of American Idol?

Shit! I can't believe I missed the premiere eppy of All That!

by frontburners April 18, 2005

empty tire

The process of burning off all of the rubber from a car tire by excessive wheel spin, and then collecting it in a cup.

"An empty wrapper... an empty tire!"

by michaelbolton1 August 26, 2009

empty farm system

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).

Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...

by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011

empty barrel

An empty barrel makes the most noise when it is knocked. When you call someone an "empty barrel" you are calling them stupid or a moron, as in nothing in your head.

This empty barrel shouldn't comment on the situation because she doesn't know what she's talking about.

by lightprovider October 22, 2017

Empty Barrel

An attention seeking individual whose full of hot air but makes a big noise about what they "think" they know.

There are two types of people in this world.

1. Those who actually "know" what they're talking about.
2. Those who "think" they know what they're talking about. An empty barrel.

Jack: That politician really puts on a convincing show but she really has no idea what she's talking about! She's an empty barrel.

by The Brodsters October 21, 2017

Empty minded

Lacking in thought.

The empty minded guy was from California, a land where he thought you could trust everybody you meet, since everybody he met seemed perfect to him. People tend to continue to get other people to assume you trust each other if you don't ever think to tell anybody otherwise.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019