Emil

A guy with an incredibly hot mom, like smoking hot

You heard about emil?
Yeah, i messaged his mom yesterday.

by Thecoolguy68 January 31, 2022

Emil the butterfly

My son. (Yes I'm married🙄)
A 20 something year old boy who has a boyfriend named Alex.
Emil had a brother too his name was Edward but my best friend killed him.

"So. How are your two kids?"
"I have only one left"
"Emil the butterfly?"
"Emil the butterfly."

by Husband1 July 23, 2021

Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Emil

To masturbate in the shower only using your fantasy.

The last two days we didn’t have any internet, so I had to do an Emil!

by sknh July 30, 2025

Emil

A guy who likes his little blue teddybear/elephant and fries

Emil likes Motten

by Bob Kåre Jensen August 8, 2025

Emil Nielsen

Emil nielsen is the goat, just like mathias gidsel

YES emil nielsen blocked the ball

by Timongogoyt February 5, 2025

Emil’s Fallacy

When a creator disregards criticism by arguing one cannot know something is bad without having first created something like it before.

Thomas: Wow this literal feces on my plate tastes terrible!
Chef Emil: You can’t criticise my cooking when you have never cooked before!
Thomas: I don’t need to be a professional chef to know feces tastes bad! That’s Emil’s Fallacy

by sneed1492 February 14, 2025