Emergency chocolate

Chocolate you eat when you go through: Chocolate craving, lovesickness, Exam Pressure, mild anxiety and extreme hunger.

Girl: Oh eem gee!! This is so not my day!

Friend: Why? What's goin' on?

Girl: I'm feelin' blue...

Friend: Why don’t you grab some Emergency chocolate that will sure make you feel better.

by H.M.F February 16, 2009

Emerald Bay

A rich gated neighborhood in Laguna Beach, CA that is full of teenage gypsies who party extremely hard and never leave their sacred gates.

Hey are you going to that party in Emerald Bay tonight?
No, I heard that was only a gypsy party

by thegreengatesaregood August 31, 2011

Emeraude

A green human jewel. usally likes to eat chicken.

yo, i wanna get an Emeraude for my birthday.

are you sure, she's huge, and she'll eat your chicken.

by wooopah. May 7, 2008

Emereice

Unforgeattable. A keeper for life. Once you've had her you'll never have enough. Sweet and sexy she loves to love. Will cook your favorite meals naked and feed you in bed then lick every part of your body. No other will ever compare.

Yo..can you believe dude got married!? He musta found an Emereice....

Damn you see how happy he looks? That's that Emereice effect.

by Mrs. M. E. M. March 27, 2010

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 21, 2011

Emergency Ketchup

The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.

Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.

*Car runs out of gas*

Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*

by TheWinnerOfTheBattle July 5, 2011

Emergenpee

A sudden intense need to urinate; a pee emergency

Wife: Oh no, emergenpee!
Husband: Quick someone help this woman!

by legendsword2 January 4, 2014