ELI 

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

ELI by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli 

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

Eli by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Eli 

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

Eli by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Eli 

A little shit head

Stop being an Eli

Eli by NNNwinner2019 November 27, 2019

Eli 

a little fag who only few people like. he wheres dumbass toques and usually has blond hair. His favorite time of day is when he goes home and gets dicked down by his dad

Boy 1 :Whos that kid over there?
Boy 2 :Oh thats Eli
Boy 1 : hmmm, fag.

Eli by SWNDWJHFWHFW December 11, 2019

Eli 

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

Eli by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli 

the definition of eli is Eli-hillbilly,fatass,Drinks moonshine,White redneck,uses chainsaw,when you ft him he always carries a tool

Bro have you seen eli he was last seen being told by the cops to go back inside the house

Eli by elihilbilly January 17, 2020