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Eagle Grab

When you take your pointer, middle, and ring finger on both hands and insert in to a vagina, then pull them apart. Your hands should look like claws.
Guy1: dude im gonna eagle grab that bitch so hard and see how she likes that!
guy2: Dude! Thats so Gross!
by Seaside Kid November 19, 2010
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The Bearded Eagle

When you are going down on a girl who has a hairy vagina and during oral sex you start flapping your arms wildly while staring at her menacingly.

After she orgasms you need to squawk and flail your arms wildly while running out of the house searching for new prey.
Hey Mate, I took this girl home last night and I used the bearded eagle technique and tried to search for more prey but I was unlucky I wasn't able to find anyone else.
by The Bearded Eagle October 17, 2019
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Landing Eagle

Name for the following act.

Grab your sack with one hand as you position yourself and your junk for sitting on the toilet. This is often done when you about to unload a payload with a full belly.

The purpose is mainly to prevent the jewels from being crushed while sitting. This can be a burden for the “larger” packaged gentlemen.

Any variation of landing eagle, eagle has landed when in reference to the bathroom means the same thing.
I had to use the landing eagle method when dropping that log at the truck stop.

Bro 1: I crushed my nuts the other day when I sat down to fast

Bro 2: brother, u gotta land the eagle safely.
by FoJmeRaw August 9, 2022
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Cream Eagle

When you are penetrating your loved one then jump in the air spread eagle and cum on them.
Do you want to cream eagle tonight?
by Firedragonroar March 7, 2019
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Zobmondian Eagle

A special species of Eagles located only in Australia & a place far away that you're not supposed to know about.
"Wow, I thought Zobmondian Eagles were ugly!"
by Arden Middle School October 18, 2006
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eagle smiles

"Morning, Roy."
"Eagle smiles on Friday! Not too bad! Welcome back."
by mdbecker21 September 5, 2014
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Weezy Eagle

Whilst in the sexual act of anal, the recipient has an epileptic seizure causing their butthole to squeeze down the penetrator’s penis
Keegan and Darren did the weezy eagle last night. Turns out, Darren forgot to take his medication
by ChunkyButFunky May 16, 2018
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