Emala

Emala is the perfect combo. They're the Brainz and the Brawnz. If you ever meet Emala, it'll be the best day of your life.

Have a problem? Call Emala. Bored? Call Emala. Sad? Call Emala. Happy? Call Emala. Need a good laugh? Call Emala.

by Emily May 12, 2021

Emilia

Emilias are the absolutely stunning type of girls. If you meet an Emilia be grateful and never let her down! Because once you broke her trust it will never be the same again so be careful.
She has an amazing personality, a beautiful smile, stunning eyes and a gorgeous body. Her humour is everything and her sunshine vibes are strong as hell.
Emilias are talented in almost everything they do, they're a little bit clumsy as well tho :)
Also their fashion style is undeniably the most beautiful and fashionable you have ever witnessed! They have usually good curves, beautiful brown hair and really dark brown eyes.
You're the luckiest person in the world to find someone like this!

Guy1: Damn... See that gurl over there?
Guy2: Yea man, don't you know her?? That's Emilia!
Guy1: Nooo way, She's stunning

by Unicorns-exist February 19, 2019

Emiliana

A beautiful, amazing best friend. Shes always in trend and loves taking pictures of everything just to keep the memory. She'll tease you and make you laugh but she'll always stick up for you and she would never ever take any crap from anyone or let her friends down. She's smiley and fun and you're lucky if you know an Emiliana because she'll stick by you forever

You: Hey you know Emiliana?

Friend: yeah
You: well she just talked to me for ten minutes straight about Gucci handbags

Friend: wow... That's cool

by BellaOreos August 29, 2013

Emile

The cutest nicest person you could ever meet. Typically a french fanboy, and will always ask you for help and give you help in return. Will talk to you whenever you need to talk to someone and is very playful and slighly flirty without knowing it. If you know and Emile and you're not friends with him, make him your friend, unless he refuses.

Girl 1: He's so nice to her and always helps her out! I want him to be my friend.
Girl 2: He must be an Emile

by lizzyaintlezzy February 24, 2015

Emile

a name signifiying literary dominance

emile is a godly writer

by b00ty buuutt June 11, 2018

e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.

Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No

by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011

Emiliana

A person who says their English is not good, but in reality it's awesome and amazing.

- My English is horrible!
- You're an Emiliana, your English is so good!

by ghostfoxgoddess June 8, 2020