ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli

Any person who was blessed with the unfortunate name of Eli is officially cursed to be a bottom and a twink for all of eternity.

Matthew: Dude have you seen that new guy named Eli?

Brad: Yeah he’s a total twink!

by Definitely Not Ash October 20, 2019

Eli

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Eli

A little shit head

Stop being an Eli

by NNNwinner2019 November 27, 2019

Eli

a little fag who only few people like. he wheres dumbass toques and usually has blond hair. His favorite time of day is when he goes home and gets dicked down by his dad

Boy 1 :Whos that kid over there?
Boy 2 :Oh thats Eli
Boy 1 : hmmm, fag.

by SWNDWJHFWHFW December 11, 2019

Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020