deafster

A person with head phones who puts the music on their ipod to an obnoxiously loud volume, so loud, that everyone around them can hear it.

Guy 1 - "The bus ride home was horrible!"
Guy 2- "Why??"
Guy 1 - "The deafster sitting next to me was a fan of heavy metal, and miley cyrus."
Guy 2 - "That sucks!!"

by Peesedoff November 5, 2010

DeafCow 2.0

Someone named Sydney.

Sydney aka DeafCow 2.0

by Helpmestophatabuse January 8, 2016

Dweef

When someone farts in your foreskin during anal, and you pull out slowly, while pinching your foreskin closed. Slowly release the fart from your foreskin in their face. Dweef

Yo dude, I totally dweef ed in Jes's face last night! She's a dirty whore!

by Girth Dickson January 30, 2017

Dweef

Fart Outta Your D*ck

Hey I Just Dweefed - Dweef? - Yeah Like "Qweef" But For Guys - Oh

by grandfather sause April 16, 2017

Dweef

When you find out your dick

I just dweef in her mouth

by Bernie getthere June 4, 2017

deafism

The act of becoming deaf

Don't make fun of his deafism

by Dicklick69 July 5, 2017

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017