perfectly dry

The condition of Ben Shapiro's wife's pussy.

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben

by nigger37487209852 September 15, 2020

dry bill

Opposite of a Wet Willie a Dry Bill is when you stick your finger in someone’s ear dry

I’m gonna give you a dry bill

by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017

Dry Robe

A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)

Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"

Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.

I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray

by Torbaydos February 11, 2022

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017

Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.

You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.

by Justasaying May 18, 2019

dry life

boring,

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.

by Pontette June 5, 2017

Gone Dry

When you've masturbated so much in recent time that you cannot ejaculate for a certain amount of time; this 'cooldown' greatly hinders an adolescents ability to ejaculate and therefor reduces pleasure from any sort of intercourse. It can last anywhere from a couple of hours to a few days.

Erick: Dude, what happened? You look horrible.
Jonathan: I've gone dry...

by Pseudonym987 March 28, 2010