dry bill

Opposite of a Wet Willie a Dry Bill is when you stick your finger in someone’s ear dry
I’m gonna give you a dry bill
by Kurtis Akers December 05, 2017
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Dick Dry

Go got no one in your DM’s.
You got no one in your pussy.

You got no one on your pussy/dick.

Simply, no one likes you.
You: Bro, Alex hasn’t texted me and Sam cancelled on our dick/pussy appointment.

Me: Your dick dry.
by Justasaying May 19, 2019
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Dry Robe

A smug, middle class, middle age, mainly female person. Found at the waters edge with their bucket (containing crocs, bright orange PE bag & waterproof camera for taking selfies in the sea)

Will be clutching a thermos & grinning wildly at the sky whilst typing "I feel so alive #wildswimming when the working class are at their pleb jobs"

Optional VW transporter nearby, or electric bike with panniers for draping a towel on. The most nauseating cretins on gods earth basically.
I met a total Dry Robe last night at Jons party, boasting about how efficient her new Philippino cleaner is at getting the sand out of the shower tray
by Torbaydos February 11, 2022
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Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
by Gabba Gabba Goo April 06, 2010
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Dry Trick

To be strung along as you give gifts, favors, time or money to any person who you want to have sex with but will not/did not have sex with you.
I thought we were having sex tonight, but it ended up a dry trick.
She only wants me as a sugar daddy, but she better know I ain't dry tricking!
by Jock Hairis April 16, 2012
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dry life

She needs to get back to her dry life and let me handle planning the vacation.
by Pontette June 05, 2017
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perfectly dry

Ben: My wife has a perfectly dry p word
guy: no one asked Ben
Ben: she is also a doctor
guy: no one asked Ben
by nigger37487209852 September 16, 2020
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