Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022

drunken weekend

3 glorious days of being drunk off your ass

Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.

by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014

drunken pharaoh

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.

Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.

by RandyDanger April 1, 2017

angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk

I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk

by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016

drunken discussion

This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.

*Everyone else but section leaves*

Mike: Okay, let's practice!

*five minutes later*

Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!

Everyone else: It's about time!

by Bea Minor July 28, 2017

drunken cheesecake

The act of saving bodily fluid secreted during sexual intercourse from multiple partners for later consumption in a baked good, usually served to an ex in the form of a cheesecake.

“Man Tiffany keeps telling people we’re exclusive, when we haven’t even been on a date in 2 years; I’ll have to give her a drunken cheesecake from my weekend in Vegas.”

by AdvanceAutomobiles December 31, 2018