Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

dong duel

An erotic pseudo-battle between two men, using their penises as weapons.

Constantly looking for any excuse to disagree, Don and Eric always settle an argument with a dong duel.

by Mistah Know-it-all December 22, 2020

dong sniffer

a dong sniffer is a neat freak gay man who sniffs a cock before giving a blowjob. This isn't unlike a straight guy who fingers a girl and smells the result before going down on her.

I can't believe that dong sniffer smelled my dick! I shower everyday!

by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010

shit dong

when someone is being an asshole and you want to criticize them and you dont want them to tattle tell you to the school principle

oh damn it, its stone again, hes such a shit dong

by average discord mod April 26, 2023

Dong Effect

The phenomena where images of a penis in a television show or movie cause mental anguish to a viewer.

The golden dong scene in episode 9 of "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" caused James to seek aggressive psycho-therapy. This is the dong effect.

The showing of Dr. Manhattan's blue dong in The Watchmen movie resulted in manic-depression in many viewers. This is the dong effect.

by Eunice LegalIssuesClass December 4, 2010