reece hayter is a divorced whale. he likes to physically abuse WOMEN. while dressed in an ugly red jacket. he looks divorced. and also, like a whale.
person 1: Reece Hayter threw snow at my eye!
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
person 2: did you call him a divorced whale?
person 1: whats a divorced whale?
person 2: Reece Hayter.
by DivorcedWhalesSUCK December 4, 2023
Get the divorced whalemug. divorce is a nasty nasty thing. it is so terrible and disgusting. divorce is 100% worse on children, when a kid's parents get divorced It basically sets them up for failure. as a person with divorced parents I can tell you it sucks for everyone. TRUST ME if you have kids don't get divorced, the parents always fight about insurance, and the kids always worry if they are going to be at mom or dad's house so they can go somewhere
by someone_hates_you February 2, 2023
Get the Divorcemug. A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.
The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.
by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021
Get the The Divorce Partymug. This draft type of friends, adjective when they, ugh friends of serious eternal of them become: Like Archie and Jughead!!!
by man!? May 30, 2018
Get the on divorcingmug. what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
by Fallis August 31, 2018
Get the divorce dickmug. The other day I accidentally shit myself while wearing a dress. My thong gave that turd an Oklahoman divorce and it fell right on the floor.
by Wafflestomper1125 October 22, 2025
Get the Oklahoman divorcemug. Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Divorced from their mastersmug.