Social distancing 

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

Social distancing by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Social Distancing 

1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.

The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19

Social Distancing by anonymous October 13, 2020

Social distancing 

Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.

I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.

Social distancing by Bendela Effect March 20, 2020

Social distancing anxiety 

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.

Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.

Social distancing anxiety by The Conjurer March 20, 2020

Social Distancing 

What you're supposed to do during a pandemic so you don't fucking die.

Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.

Social Distancing by zonii April 27, 2020

distanceship 

It’s a friendship but long distance so it makes it a distanceship

A: isn’t it hard having a BFF living in a other country?

B: No, our Distanceship is working just fine :)

distanceship by Ano!f June 9, 2020

Dustance 

Often used instead of "distance".A person diagnosed with a general lack of spelling/coodination with a keyboard. People that use this word are looked down upon in society, and usually seen fashioning large front teeth.

thats a fair dustance away

Dustance by sup8234eu8 December 31, 2011