Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder or PTSD is a disorder you get from seeing anything having to do with the "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" theme

Person 1: Hey have you looked up Shrek is Love on YouTube?
Person 2: Yes regrettably so it gave me PTSD, Post Traumatic Shrek Disorder

by Soulful_Gingee September 5, 2016

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.

He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

by Bhen1 July 5, 2016

ur race a disgrace

comeback to roast the persons whole race. worst then ur mom gay and the other roast’s combined, but aimed at a race.

Jordan: ur mom gay lol
Chase: ur dad lesbian
Jordan: ur sister a mister
Chase: ur brother a brother
Jordan: ur family tree LGBT
Chase: ur race a disgrace
Jordan: dies

by MrMcStufMuffins May 17, 2018

Video Game Disorder

A stupid disordrer that popular news channels made up because kids are playing too much fortnite.

Felisha has Video Game Disorder because she played too much Roblox.

by Scrippyman88 July 3, 2018

Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.

Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.

Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.

Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?

Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.

by Millennial X May 6, 2019

Donny Derangement Disorder

Characterized by his hero worshipping of Donald Trump, along with their idealism that their idol can do nothing wrong.

When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.

They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.

Jack: Trump is screwing shit up some more.

Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.

by Brash Chaos May 20, 2019

Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder

PTSD or Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder is a mental health condition that ALU Computer Science students have after enrolling in CS for one term. IT's symptoms include unwillingness to attend classes, especially Friday morning classes.
It also has been reported that most CS students have switched to other degrees as a result of the condition.

The doctor said all the nightmares I have are a result of a Post Discrete Math Stress Disorder disease from all the discrete math assignments

by ALU-Challengers November 8, 2019