dingleberries 

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

dingleberries by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberry 

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

dingleberry by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010

dingleberrie

A fan of the band RIMJOB from Pittsburgh Kansas.

Karl (Frontman of RIMJOB) Hey all you Dingleberries out there.

dingleberrie by Dingleberrie#1 January 4, 2012

women's dingleberries 

When a woman has her period and blood sticks to her long pubic hair forming a dried clump. Also known as: vag grapes.

See also: vag grapes

Our old roomate was a hippy and never washed herself when she had her period. Therefore, she had massive women's dingleberries.

women's dingleberries by Unappropriate citizen March 6, 2010

dingleberries 

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

dingleberries by tafka April 18, 2004

dingleberries 

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

dingleberries by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Dingleberry Buffet 

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

Dingleberry Buffet by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009